Strategy just casually bought another 15,355 Bitcoin, as if they were collecting Pokémon cards.

The company dropped $1.42 billion at an average price of $92,737 per coin in a single week while the rest of us debate whether to buy the dip.

Their total stash now sits at a mind-boggling 553,555 BTC – that's over 2.6% of all Bitcoin that will ever exist.

The Numbers Are Ridiculous

Strategy's average purchase price across all their Bitcoin is now $68,459.

They've spent a total of about $37.9 billion on their Bitcoin addiction.

With BTC trading just above $95K, their holdings are worth more than $52 billion – a casual $14 billion in unrealized gains.

No other public company comes close to this level of Bitcoin exposure, making Strategy essentially a publicly traded Bitcoin ETF with added steps.

How They're Funding This Madness

Strategy keeps raising cash faster than it can be spent.

Last week, they sold $4 million in Class A shares plus 435,000 STRK preferred shares to keep the buying spree going.

Their infamous "21/21 plan" aims to raise a staggering $42 billion through equity and debt to buy more Bitcoin.

Of their original $21 billion ATM program from October 2024, they've only got $128.7 million left – basically pocket change for Saylor at this point.

The Market Can't Ignore This

MSTR stock jumped 1.5% on the news, which is essentially a flat day for an asset that has gained 681% in the past year.

The company's Bitcoin holdings have yielded 13.7% in 2025 alone – better returns than most hedge funds.

Getting added to the Nasdaq 100 was just the cherry on top, forcing institutional investors to take Strategy seriously.

The Saylor Effect

Michael Saylor is still tweeting, "Stay Humble. Stack Sats," while his company owns more Bitcoin than most countries.

He keeps reminding everyone that you can still buy BTC for "less than $0.1 million," like it's the deal of the century.

The man has pivoted from enterprise software to becoming the world's most aggressive Bitcoin accumulator, and shareholders couldn't be happier.

The Billion Dollar Question

Strategy's holding 2.6% of all Bitcoin with a $7.27 billion debt load – what happens if the market turns south?

They have pioneered a new model of corporate treasury management that often ends in spectacular success or spectacular failure.

Either way, every corporate treasurer in America is watching closely, wondering if they should follow Strategy's playbook or wait for the potential train wreck.

Somewhere out there, Satoshi is probably wondering how one company ended up with such a massive chunk of his creation.